Confessions in a Wine Cellar

Walking home from work today I had a lot of time to contemplate my wishes and hopes for the future --- and I decided that more then anything I really wanted to be able to have some Cabernet Sauvignon - preferably bottled by Madonna.

Now, thanks to celebritycellars.com all I need is $40 and to live in a state that allows wine sales via the Internet.

Unfortunately as a NYer I am only eligible to purchase the Madonna "UnWine" for the low price of $25

I can't wait for the Madonna home chemistry set and the Madonna "Confessions on a Douche Floor" feminine hygiene line which will probably be out any day now.

Link: Madonna Wine