Newsflash - Your Job is a Waste of Time

While walking home from dinner tonight I was approached by a man diligently handing out fliers for a topless club --- IN THE MIDDLE OF CHELSEA. Yes - trying to attract people to see topless WOMEN on the corner of 18th street and 8th avenue.
News"flash" to the aforementioned flyerguy - there's no chance in hell any of those men are going to see your topless review - unless of course you can guarantee that it will star Elizabeth Berkley or Gina Gershon and include at least one cat fight.


Shifting gears from "titties to things to eat with tater tots":
I implore you to read this article about an unfortunate son of a vegetarian who's only wish is for pork products.